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	<title>If Fox News Had Existed Throughout History</title>
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    Different groups will view this differently.
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	<title>FP: Bush, Pope &amp; Kevorkian Come to Agreement On Memorial Day</title>
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    It was an auspicious occasion indeed as the leader of the free world, the Christian world and of those who voluntarily die came together in a meeting of strange bedfellows. As we honor the fallen dead on Memorial Day in the US, both papal edict and executive order provided a legal and spiritual out for Dr. &quot;Death&quot; Kevorkian.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 19:25:08 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>FP-Dream Interpretations Of President &#039;W&#039;-- Official Announcement Of Mental Illness</title>
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    It seems those who have been complaining that President Bush has been &quot;dreaming&quot; or that he must been &quot;asleep&quot;, have apparently turned out to be too close for comfort.

Here is a picture (photo-realistic projection) of one of the images from the President&#039;s dreams. It was recently released in an attempt to clarify Bush&#039;s posit
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    <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 20:45:56 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Bush&#039;s wink becomes a royal pain</title>
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    Oh, he tried. He really did. And yet President Bush managed to come off as a yokel during Queen Elizabeth&#039;s U.S. visit. He stumbled over dates in his speech, adding two centuries to the British monarch&#039;s age by indicating that she&#039;d visited the U.S. in 1776, not 1976. And then he winked at her majesty as though she were a waitress at the IHOP.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 01:42:23 GMT</pubDate>
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